Let's think about all of the 4 letter words in the American English language that really make people raging with anger; all of the curse words, Nazi, Jazz, Khan (From Star Trek) and LOSE. I can not think of any word worse than the word Lose, just hearing this word uttered in conjunction with anything near and dear to me makes me want to punch a baby. As I watched the US Men's National Team just implode against a Guatemalan team that was just happy to even be on the same field with a team from the greatest country on Earth, I was furious! How, seriously, how on God's green Earth could this have happened?
That loss hurt for many reasons, firstly it shows how poorly coached and selected this team may be. We got shut out, and it puts us in panic mode for making the world cup in 2018. Not making the World Cup would be one of the most embarrassing things that could happen to this team other than losing to Guatemala, so yeah that was a really bad and stupid loss. Thank God they were able to come back and get the 4-0 win to give us a slight sigh of relief. But right after that 4-0 win, what does the under 23 team go and do? Well you guessed it, they were able to put a L next to the results of this match. This loss knocks us out of the Olympics yet again in soccer. I don't know what's going on with this team, have they been watching too many Lena Dunham shows and interviews and decided that they want to be gross annoying losers for the rest of their lives?
Should we sign a petition requesting that their citizenship for this country be revoked? I have no idea what we can do to inspire these teams to win more consistently especially against inferior competition. Did the Guatemalan's poison the bananas of the US team prior to the match? All questions that we need answered before we keep collecting losses as if their going out of business. The only way I have been able to sleep at night is knowing that the Women's Team is doing what America knows best, Winning! It's all the country knows! Back to Back World War Champions, we won a Cold War, we won the race to the moon, we can proudly say that without the USA every other country would probably have killed each other off the planet by now, which is a win for everyone.