There are moments in history that you will always remember where you were, whether that be 9/11, the Kennedy assassination, the Lincoln assassination and even the staging of The Alamo (I still think it was an inside job).... But I'm sure if you think hard enough you can remember exactly what you were doing with such precise detail that it's scary. Well where were you February 26, 2016 at around 2:30 pm?? Please, think hard about this because the event in history that happened at that precise time is much more important that the previously listed moments. This was the day that the American Dream began for this expert blog writer. With the assistance of my previous employer, well mainly with the assistance of myself, they led the way to creating the perfect setting and opportunity for me to lay back in my Tempur-Pedic bed, fall asleep and finally envision the American Dream! (Basically I was fired. But I got fired for You! The American people. My love for this country outweighs my love for an office full of people that don't seem like Americans, more like Icelanders or Belgians).
I've always heard of stories of the American Dream and always thought they were fake. For example, presidential candidate Donald Trump supposedly got a small loan of 1,000,000.00 dollars and somehow was able to become even richer. Another example of this is the story of David Beckham, a man who is the symbol of everything England and all of a sudden he comes to America and creates a MLS team that will maybe/probably/not really be around one day. These dreams always pissed me off, like grandparents pissed off John Morgan of Morgan and Morgan (((Floridians will be the only ones that get this (well only the ones that listen to the radio (and only the ones that listen to commercials around the end of 2015 to be specific))).
Well 02/26/2016 is the day I finally laid down and the dream began! I can now fully focus my entire day on writing blogs for you, the loyal fans. I can finally focus fully on creating videos that not only make you laugh, but are heartfelt and make you feel real emotions. With this new dream/opportunity, these blogs will now resemble some the greatest writings in history. I want these blogs to be compared to the greats of Dr. Seuss, RL Stine, and the genius that is Nicholas Sparks. And the incredible videos that we will continue to produce will make Michael Moore not only breathe heavily and salivate because of how obese he is, but make him weep from the beauty that is in front of him. The beauty of these films will be compared to the beauty of David Beckham. All of which will hopefully one day lead to the appearance of David Beckham in one of our videos. So much beauty in one setting that the only thing that can come from it, is world peace. The only thing that can make this event even more beautiful would be to have both Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo show up and hold hands in the video. Showing that 2 countries that have such a horrid history, like the infamous War of Succession in 1580, can come together and hold hands in a video of pure beauty. Sorry Alex Morgan, there is only 1 thing more beautiful than you, and that is the aforementioned hand holding between these two modeling greats. So for weeks to come, and even years to come you the reader/viewer will be titillated with the greatest and most beautiful material you will have ever seen. And I'll leave you with the quote of the week, as once said by President George W. Bush "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."