I know you're moving to Orlando to play for the Pride, and I'm not sure if you know this or not, but I also live in Orlando. Now, I'm not going to say that I have been praying and wishing that this would happen, but to be honest, I have.
Alex, do you believe in destiny? All we need is for you to divorce your "husband" and just give me an opportunity. It's not every day that you find a Latino with green eyes that has a great understanding of how the US economy works. I'm a rare breed baby, and I know for a fact that we will be perfect together. We have so much in common! You wear 13, I wore 13 in high school. You were on the cover of FIFA 16, I played FIFA 16. You're from California, I've been there once (it was alright). You scored a Hat Trick versus Trinidad & Tobago, I scored a Hat Trick in my intramural indoor league on the same night.
Hopefully when you take the field for the first time with the Orlando Pride, you will see my "Alex will you marry me?" sign and sub yourself out of the game and go to the courthouse to begin the divorce process. And as I do every week, I'll leave you with a quote, this week from the singer James Blunt, "You're Beautiful!"